They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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