I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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