I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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