I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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