we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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