Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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