I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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