he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You're a waste of cheezeits
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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