she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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