ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
MIDGETS
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This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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