Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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