Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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