doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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