you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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