please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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