Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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