I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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