just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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