Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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