Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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