Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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