Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Alive.
So much puke
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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