Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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