return my video game
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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