does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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