We're like a lot better than the average bears
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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