I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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