i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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