she woke up with a sticky ear
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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