the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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