I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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