You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
