If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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