just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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