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Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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