Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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