Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize