That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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