hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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