I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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