Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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