It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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