i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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