That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
