don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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