fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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