I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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