he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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