Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
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Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
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Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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