Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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