just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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