we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
