I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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