this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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