I wanna bring you to show and tell
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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