what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
My cat gives me a boner
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
When are your genitals available?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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